Stopped to get some gas this morning, from hunting. Had my sidearm on me and hunting/shooting stuff pretty obvious in the back of my truck.

This smoking hot blonde across the pump from me asks me in the sexiest voice you ever heard... "How would you like to trade sex for some ammunition?"


Well I normally wouldn't consider something like this but given how hard it has been to get lately I had to ask what kind of ammo she had to offer