Local Boy wrote on Jan 7^th, 2018 at 9:43pm:

Maybe the story went something like this: "Thank goodness Bob was able to avoid getting between a mother bear and her cubs, while walking to the bathroom in the dark of the night, because he had fresh Winchester batteries in his trusty flashlight".

That's the cleaned up version Local Boy. Here's the rest of the story:
After 3 days at hunt camp Bob was miserable. He was not his "regular" self. About 3 am he felt the rumbling stirrings in his bowels and made a move to the outhouse. As he opened the cabin door he heard a low growl and flipped on his flashlight with new "Winchester" batteries.
To this day Bob praises the bear for curing his constipation issue.
No...he didn't make it to the outhouse and his hunting buddies no longer allow him to sleep in the cabin.
:-/ :-/ :-/

olBEAR