Gentlemen, that is why I left Michigan all those years ago.

That said, having grown up tempered in Michigan winters, southern winters are rather humorous.

We had frost on the ground here in Jacksonville FL, which according to the locals qualifies as a blizzard.

28 degrees outside and all the natives are walking around in their heavy winter coats, giving my wife and I strange looks as we walk around in hoodies.

My one gripe is that I had to turn the heat on for a few days.