All this trans-gender/multi-gender talk is nonsense.  It is so 2016.  I am way past that insanity.  I am on to trans-spieceism.  that's right.  I am an Aardvark or I am a African Violet.  (I haven't decided which one.)

Or

I am trans-machinism.  In which case I would be a Krag rifle.  Or a Chauchat.  Or a BAR.  Or a French 75mm field piece.


On a serious note.  I would love to see more Krag loyal women in our ranks.  I believe every man here would been over backwards to welcome her to the fold.