Personally, I think Pelosi is a sick twisted gift from some ailen race that is secretly trying to produce chaos so we'll all be confused when they invade.  If you look closely, she kinda reminds me of Edgar in Men In Black! 

But seriously, that's one woman I'd like to punch... and my father taught me you NEVER hit a woman!!!  (maybe someone already did a few times... she's pretty Fugly!)