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Message started by Whig on Nov 23rd, 2019 at 12:00pm

Title: First Political Joke of the Day...
Post by Whig on Nov 23rd, 2019 at 12:00pm
Because her first “blockbuster” was such a smashing success, Hillary Clinton recently signed another writing contract.

She will be rewriting Dr. Seuss books according to democRAT “standards.”

Titles include:
~ Horton Takes a Knee
~ The Cat in the Burka
~ One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue State
~ If I Ran the Country
~ Green Buds and Ham Pizza
~ Hop on Both Pops
~ Fox In Cortez Nikes
~ Yertle the Speaker
~ How the Grinch Stole the Election… and WiILL Do So Again (her personal favorite)
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Title: Re: First Political Joke of the Day...
Post by Culpeper on Nov 23rd, 2019 at 1:40pm
You forgot two jokes

Nancy "Skeletor" Pelosi

Adam "The Pencil Neck" Schiff

Hmmmm.  Almost sounds like something from a 1940s gangster serial. 


"Louie, get Skeletor and the Pencil Neck in here.  We're going to knock over the Second National and clean out the vault after their next money shipment."

"You got it, Boss."

-Door opens-

Hey you two. The boss wants you in here

-Foot steps and door closes-

You want to see us, chief?

Yeah.  I want you to knock over the First National over on Main when they open up tomorrow.

You got it boss! 

Now get out of here.

-Door opens and closes-

And Louie you and Lefty will hit the Second National fifteen minutes later while those morons are getting arrested.

You're a genius, boss.

Yeah, I know.  Those two are so dumb they might well be in Congress with the other chuckleheads.


It'll be an Academy Award winner.

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