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Message started by Whig on Nov 23rd, 2019 at 12:00pm

Title: First Political Joke of the Day...
Post by Whig on Nov 23rd, 2019 at 12:00pm
Because her first “blockbuster” was such a smashing success, Hillary Clinton recently signed another writing contract.

She will be rewriting Dr. Seuss books according to democRAT “standards.”

Titles include:
~ Horton Takes a Knee
~ The Cat in the Burka
~ One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue State
~ If I Ran the Country
~ Green Buds and Ham Pizza
~ Hop on Both Pops
~ Fox In Cortez Nikes
~ Yertle the Speaker
~ How the Grinch Stole the Election… and WiILL Do So Again (her personal favorite)
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Title: Re: First Political Joke of the Day...
Post by Culpeper on Nov 23rd, 2019 at 1:40pm
You forgot two jokes

Nancy "Skeletor" Pelosi

Adam "The Pencil Neck" Schiff

Hmmmm.  Almost sounds like something from a 1940s gangster serial. 

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"Louie, get Skeletor and the Pencil Neck in here.  We're going to knock over the Second National and clean out the vault after their next money shipment."

"You got it, Boss."

-Door opens-

Hey you two. The boss wants you in here

-Foot steps and door closes-

You want to see us, chief?

Yeah.  I want you to knock over the First National over on Main when they open up tomorrow.

You got it boss! 

Now get out of here.

-Door opens and closes-

And Louie you and Lefty will hit the Second National fifteen minutes later while those morons are getting arrested.

You're a genius, boss.

Yeah, I know.  Those two are so dumb they might well be in Congress with the other chuckleheads.

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It'll be an Academy Award winner.






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