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Title: First Political Joke of the Day... Post by Whig on Nov 23rd, 2019 at 12:00pm
Because her first “blockbuster” was such a smashing success, Hillary Clinton recently signed another writing contract.
She will be rewriting Dr. Seuss books according to democRAT “standards.” Titles include: ~ Horton Takes a Knee ~ The Cat in the Burka ~ One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue State ~ If I Ran the Country ~ Green Buds and Ham Pizza ~ Hop on Both Pops ~ Fox In Cortez Nikes ~ Yertle the Speaker ~ How the Grinch Stole the Election… and WiILL Do So Again (her personal favorite) |
Title: Re: First Political Joke of the Day... Post by Culpeper on Nov 23rd, 2019 at 1:40pm
You forgot two jokes
Nancy "Skeletor" Pelosi Adam "The Pencil Neck" Schiff Hmmmm. Almost sounds like something from a 1940s gangster serial. ---------------- "Louie, get Skeletor and the Pencil Neck in here. We're going to knock over the Second National and clean out the vault after their next money shipment." "You got it, Boss." -Door opens- Hey you two. The boss wants you in here -Foot steps and door closes- You want to see us, chief? Yeah. I want you to knock over the First National over on Main when they open up tomorrow. You got it boss! Now get out of here. -Door opens and closes- And Louie you and Lefty will hit the Second National fifteen minutes later while those morons are getting arrested. You're a genius, boss. Yeah, I know. Those two are so dumb they might well be in Congress with the other chuckleheads. -------------------- It'll be an Academy Award winner. |
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