Because her first “blockbuster” was such a smashing success, Hillary Clinton recently signed another writing contract.

She will be rewriting Dr. Seuss books according to democRAT “standards.”

Titles include:
~ Horton Takes a Knee
~ The Cat in the Burka
~ One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue State
~ If I Ran the Country
~ Green Buds and Ham Pizza
~ Hop on Both Pops
~ Fox In Cortez Nikes
~ Yertle the Speaker
~ How the Grinch Stole the Election… and WiILL Do So Again (her personal favorite)

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