You forgot two jokes

Nancy "Skeletor" Pelosi

Adam "The Pencil Neck" Schiff

Hmmmm.  Almost sounds like something from a 1940s gangster serial. 

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"Louie, get Skeletor and the Pencil Neck in here.  We're going to knock over the Second National and clean out the vault after their next money shipment."

"You got it, Boss."

-Door opens-

Hey you two. The boss wants you in here

-Foot steps and door closes-

You want to see us, chief?

Yeah.  I want you to knock over the First National over on Main when they open up tomorrow.

You got it boss! 

Now get out of here.

-Door opens and closes-

And Louie you and Lefty will hit the Second National fifteen minutes later while those morons are getting arrested.

You're a genius, boss.

Yeah, I know.  Those two are so dumb they might well be in Congress with the other chuckleheads.

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It'll be an Academy Award winner.