Your wife is not the only one. Good thing I do not drink coffee, it would have been all over the keyboard!

Rained pretty hard last night. Those are low clouds in the background (not hills). Second fence is about 75 yards from the front door. I killed 2 coyotes from the doorway when we growing peanuts. The only wildlife that did not eat peanuts were the bobcats and one mountain lion seen in that field.

Small lens on the phone makes everything seem a lot further away.