I must be the only moron (read: American) in eastern Africa who thinks this has been blown way out of proportion in every way conceiveable. 

My awareness of the adult world started in '76 or so with that swine flu baloney.  I did not run right out and get a shot, because 1, I was young and invincible and 2, I had been a walkin', talkin' jackass for years before that.  (I come by it through hereditity.)

Everyone are wetting their panties over almost nothing.  Sure, I am at the leading edge of being a full fledged geezer but like the guy in the article I have to say IDGARA (I don't give a rat's backside).

This is just a ploy to stuff socialism up our backsides and that I do give a rat's backside about.

Besides.  Do these people think they will live forever?  My how we have become a Union of cowards.