These should get a few chuckles:


A recent finding by statisticians has found that the average human has one breast and one testicle.


Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.


A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.

The photon says “No, I’m traveling light.”


What did one DNA say to the other DNA?

Do these genes make me look fat?


The bartender says “We don’t serve time travelers here.”

A Time Traveler walks into a bar.


What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."