A father took his two sons - 5 and 3 years old out to the diner for a bite to eat.  The pretty young waitress asked the 5 year old "what will you have sugar?"  The 5 year old slapped his leg and replied "I'll have a God dammed cheeseburger!"  The old man back handed the boy and knocked him out of the chair... so the waitress tried to cover up really quick and turned to the 3 year old:  "Well, what are you gonna have, Sweetness?"  To which the 3 year old replied:  "You bet yer sweet ass I ain't gonna order no God dammed Cheeseburger!"