State Governor Mandates Everyone Wear Snorkels In Case They Fall In A Pool:

U.S.—As governors clamor to follow the ways of SCIENCE and save lives in their state, one state governor has read some very scary statistics from SCIENCE and decided to go the extra mile to protect people from accidental drowning.

"Wearing a snorkel at all times may be inconvenient but it can save lives! Do it because you care!"

Cloth snorkels as well as ones made of paper or veils are acceptable. It's the thought that counts.

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