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Culpeper failed inspection ... again!
Jun 24th, 2020 at 9:18pm
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Not a bad 'turn-out' for him, but, just look at that "trash heap" in the tent, including a 'Girlie Mag' on his cot.

He's gonna be 'peelin taters' for a long time.

(Note the wallet lying on the ground. Culpeper has a string attached to the wallet and his shoe. When someone bends over to retrieve the wallet, it suddenly 'slithers off', scaring the bejesus out of the victim. That Culpeper boy has a mean streak ... he must be from Ohio)!
  
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Re: Culpeper failed inspection ... again!
Reply #1 - Jun 25th, 2020 at 12:06am
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Not only that, the SOB lets out loud body gas noises at Sunday Mass, puts tape on cats' paws and has been know to steal other soldiers trapdoors so they can catch hell from their sergeants while his pristine low number Krag rests comfortably on the cot away from prying eyes.   Cheesy

While we're on the subject he has been know cast leering looks at ugly women (as if he had any kind of chance with them pffft) in the hopes the beer goggles won't fail him.  Wink

Hell!  I bet he even brags, BRAGS, about how much .30-40 ammo and brass he has squirreled away for the coming Rapture.  And don't get me going on how that rascal seems to know whether it is rainy or sunny outside.  Shocked

Geez.  The tents a mess, wrong kind of rifle,  He sure is a mess.  Sad
  
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